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Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The Demon World Dream

In my dream I was kid Goku and I was riding around on my flying nimbus trying to save people. I was trying to save all the Toy Story toys from certain disaster when I find my sister down the street. There she tells me that she has the power to turn invisible so we decide to rob a convenience store instead. Since this was considered a bad deed, we were both sent to a demon world.

The demon world was set up like room after room and we had to defeat everyone in each room. It was really easy at first to defeat all the demons with my sister's invisibility and my fuckin' amazing Goku strength. As it went on though it got tougher and we had cosplaying Togemon and Lopmon join us. I remember we used skittles to gain our health back when we were down.

In the last room was the final boss. It was friggin' tough. Everyone was down and one of our friends Togepi tried to attack but he splatted and broke on the demon and died. I was reaching for the skittles to eat them when the demon picks me up and insists that I jerk him off. So I do so (with pencil crayons) and I'm allowed to leave.

All I remember after that was wearing two pairs of underwear at the same time and trying to use the bathroom that was filled with flowers.

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