In my dream I was kid Goku and I was riding around on my flying nimbus trying to save people. I was trying to save all the Toy Story toys from certain disaster when I find my sister down the street. There she tells me that she has the power to turn invisible so we decide to rob a convenience store instead. Since this was considered a bad deed, we were both sent to a demon world.
The demon world was set up like room after room and we had to defeat everyone in each room. It was really easy at first to defeat all the demons with my sister's invisibility and my fuckin' amazing Goku strength. As it went on though it got tougher and we had cosplaying Togemon and Lopmon join us. I remember we used skittles to gain our health back when we were down.
In the last room was the final boss. It was friggin' tough. Everyone was down and one of our friends Togepi tried to attack but he splatted and broke on the demon and died. I was reaching for the skittles to eat them when the demon picks me up and insists that I jerk him off. So I do so (with pencil crayons) and I'm allowed to leave.
All I remember after that was wearing two pairs of underwear at the same time and trying to use the bathroom that was filled with flowers.
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Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
The Wheelchair Ferris Wheel Dream
I'm at Starbucks with my homie right now.
I was in another country and these two dudes were riding on a Ferris Wheel on wheelchairs, apparently it was fun but they both died.
I was in another country and these two dudes were riding on a Ferris Wheel on wheelchairs, apparently it was fun but they both died.
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Father Goku Dream
So like, me and the DBZ gang were hanging out inside the body of a whale that died in the Arctic. You know just chillin' out, playing volleyball. When suddenly Cell busts through the mouth and asks if he can play. Goku decided he was going to be an asshole and start picking a fight with him. So then they just started fighting and ruining our game. Me and Krillin were hiding behind chunks of flesh from the whale. When they finally stopped, they decided that they were going to go to a better place to fight.
As we were walking I became good buddies with Cell and I was asking why him and my dad (Goku) had to fight and he said he didn't want to, but since Goku started it he had to finish it. And then we just complained about Goku for awhile.
That's all I remember because I'm a billion years late on writing this.
As we were walking I became good buddies with Cell and I was asking why him and my dad (Goku) had to fight and he said he didn't want to, but since Goku started it he had to finish it. And then we just complained about Goku for awhile.
That's all I remember because I'm a billion years late on writing this.
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Non-married
I'm starting my blog by letting you know that Soma isn't going to marry me. What is this garbage.
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